Do you want to speak Spanish?

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Welcome, aspiring polyglot! Recently, I had the pleasure of going to Spain for my honeymoon. While there we made a quick trip to Mallorca and, to my surprise, the majority of businesses and signs were not translated into Spanish and English, rather they were translated into German and Spanish. Fortunately, this is not a problem for me, but my wife strug…